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Month: March 2026

Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oil Prices Rebound as Global Chaos Sends Shockwaves Through Markets Well, well, well, looks like the world’s gone crazy again,…

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…

When Will Your Wallet Finally Get a Break at the Gas Station?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

When Will Your Wallet Finally Get a Break at the Gas Station?

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Gas Prices Still Sky-High Despite Oil Market Dip – Trump’s Economic Magic Not Working Yet Despite global oil prices dropping…

His dad definitely did that when he was young
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His dad definitely did that when he was young

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

Bro went to go find the invisibility cloak and never came back 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Babylon Bee

Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader

FinnMarch 11, 2026

    TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a…

JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’
The Onion

JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’

FinnMarch 11, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Scratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to…

Events

“Speed-Jobbing en Colombie-Britannique : Mars 2026, Où les Candidats Jouent à la Chaise Musicale Professionnelle”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

Vous êtes à la recherche d’un emploi qualifié en Colombie-Britannique ? ** English version below ** ⏩ Accélérez votre recherche…

Events

“Kate Bowler and Jen Garner: Two Superstars Discuss Life, Death, and Probably Laundry”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

🎉 Joyful Anyway Tour with Kate Bowler & Jennifer Garner! 🎉 Join us on March 19 for a virtual event…

Events

Build AI Agents Over The Weekend(Cohort-3) — Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Attention All Lazy Coders! 😴 Finally, a workshop that promises to turn you into an AI Agent builder in just…

Events

“Canada’s Businesses Desperately Begging for Spare Change: A Guide to Begging 101”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

Attention les entrepreneurs canadiens! 🪙💸 Prêts à plonger dans le monde merveilleux des subventions gouvernementales? 😴 Oui, oui, je vois…

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