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Month: March 2026

Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh look, another British film where a posh lady turns invisible because she’s *so* desperate for attention. How delightfully original.…

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case
The Onion

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested…

They surprised their grandma with a cousin sleepover ❤️🥺
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They surprised their grandma with a cousin sleepover ❤️🥺

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

This is what life is all about Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Trump casually shrugs off Iran’s democracy dreams, because who needs elections when you’ve got tweets?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump casually shrugs off Iran’s democracy dreams, because who needs elections when you’ve got tweets?

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Trump Roasts Iran: “Neutered and Ready for New Management!” In an exclusive call that’s got Washington buzzing, President Donald J.…

New pics show Uncle Sam playing dodgeball with Iranian kids, oops!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New pics show Uncle Sam playing dodgeball with Iranian kids, oops!

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Yet Another “Mistake” by Sleepy Joe’s Military as CNN’s Liberal Sleuths “Uncover” Shocking Truth Well, well, well—look who’s been playing…

Russia: The Ultimate Wingman for Iran, Spilling US Military Secrets Like Gossip at a Tea Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia: The Ultimate Wingman for Iran, Spilling US Military Secrets Like Gossip at a Tea Party

Big ElephantMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh Look, Putin and Xi Playing Besties with Iran – Surprise, Surprise! So here we are, folks. While President Trump…

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
The Onion

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide a “more hearty, spoonable drinking experience,” the Environmental Protection Agency announced Thursday a sweeping…

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Webinar di approfondimento – Gestione pratiche di attivazione contratti: Come Diventare un Maestro della Noia e della Documentazione!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Webinar: “Come attivare contratti senza impazzire” Un webinar per chi ama complicarsi la vita con regole, moduli e documenti. Con…

Live

MAL DI TESTA E INSONNIA? RIFLESSOLOGIA FACCIALE: IL MIRACOLO CHE SALVERÀ IL TUO CERVELLO E IL TUO SONNO (O ALMENO LO DICONO)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Oh, finalmente! Un seminario per curare i mal di testa… col tocco magico sul viso! 📢 Mercoledì 18 marzo 2026,…

Live

“Antropología Revela: Los Padres Siguen Siendo los Peores Cuidadores del Planeta”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

**Crianza, Cuidado y Educación Infantil. Una mirada desde la antropología social** Conversatorio y presentación del libro en la voz de…

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