Breaking: 7 Hilarious Political Quandaries About the Epic War with Iran – Because Why Not?
Here’s the unvarnished truth about Trump’s new war with Iran – buckle up, patriots! Well folks, it’s been a wild…
Month: March 2026
EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…
This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…
American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…
Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Europe Under Persistent Delusion Anyone Cares What It Thinks
BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an…
What To Know About The New Requirements For SNAP Benefits
New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for…
David French Praises Satan As ‘Most Christian Person In History’
CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling…
Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a…