Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…
Month: March 2026
Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media…
Norris God
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HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.
Breaking: President Trump’s Masterful Energy Policies Fueled by War with Iran—Gas Prices Soar to New Heights! In a stunning display…
The Trump admin’s big dilemma: Bankrupt or boat-wrecked?
Trump’s Oil Crisis Nightmare: Death Valley and Floating Pyres The Trump administration finds itself trapped between the specter of a…
No one would have believed it without video evidence!
Shoes on the couch is really bothering me 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long to Make Now Is Because They Film in the Dark
U.S. — There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long…
Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks
ITASCA, IL—In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study…
Ancient Scroll Reveals Lost Miracle Of Christ Correctly Guessing People’s Weights
JERUSALEM—Historians confirmed Friday that a recent archaeological find in the Judean Hills is an authentic early Christian scroll, one…
The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…