A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
“So I wasn’t imagining what I saw at the ATM.”
Marvin Malone, Lime Distributor
“Until they work for the money, they won’t understand its value.”
Nick Villanueva, Unemployed
“This will be much safer than making them carry cash around everywhere.”
Elle Chapman, Raccoon Trapper
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A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think?
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