A large-scale study found no correlation between school cell phone bans and higher test scores, though the findings pointed to increased levels of well-being among students. What do you think?
“This should send a clear message to anyone trying to improve things.”
Ibrahim Khan, Flooring Importer
“Have they tried banning more books?”
Hannah Glenn, Sequin Applier
“Sounds like the real distraction is their well-being.”
Ben Little, Salmon Griller
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A large-scale study found no correlation between school cell phone bans and higher test scores, though the findings pointed to increased levels of well-being among students. What do you think?
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