NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday that additional dates for her wedding had been added in Los Angeles, Miami, and Boston. “I’m so excited to bring this special night to as many people as possible,” said Swift, who has reportedly booked 300-seat country clubs in multiple cities across the nation with plans to bring her caterers, string quartet, and wedding party along in a bus to each venue. “Travis and I have been working so hard on our vows, and I’m really proud of what this team created. And of course, each night will end with a special stripped-down section where I’ll tell a surprise anecdote about our courtship.” Swift went on to say that Phoebe Bridgers would warm up the crowd each night by getting married right before her.
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NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday that additional dates for her wedding had been added in Los Angeles, Miami, and Boston. “I’m so excited to bring this special night to as many people as possible,” said Swift, who has reportedly booked 300-seat
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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