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Day: May 12, 2026

Babylon Bee

Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires

FinnMay 12, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands…

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
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Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

FinnMay 12, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar…

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