Tragic: Competitive Hobby Horser Put Down After Breaking Leg
BRIGHTON, MI — It was a dark day for competitive hobby horsing on Friday as up-and-coming hobby horseman Phillip…
Month: June 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE sends morning greetings from the pool
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Posts Good Evening from the Pool
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Releases Profound Statement from the Pool In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
German World Cup Fan Can’t Believe How Different Real U.S. Is From Depiction In Pixar’s ‘Cars’
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Admitting that the vast gulf between media depictions and reality had come as a total shock, German…
Syrias Disappeared Still Waiting For Justice Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most heart-wrenching story on CNN – a daughter’s fight for justice…
Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not…
DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot
SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the…
Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…
Donald Trump warns of communist threat to America on June date
In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump revealed his plans to address the Faith and Freedom Coalition…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…