SPECIAL REPORT: Donald Trump Endorses Both Candidates in South Carolina Election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social…
Month: June 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Congresswoman Claudia Tenney for re-election
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Congresswoman Claudia Tenney is the chosen one. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…
Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent
SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would…
Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…
Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…
Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
CHAMPAIGN, IL—Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
LONDON—Insisting that digital platforms should be restricted to responsible individuals, members of the U.K. Parliament announced Friday they were…
Mom Takes Hushed Monologue In Movie As Cue To Go To Kitchen, Wash 5 Pots
PENSACOLA, FL—Sensing the perfect opportunity to duck out and get a head start on some scrubbing, local mom Sandy…
VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…