ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
Month: June 2026
Study: Crying Not Linked To What You Said But The Way You Said It
BLOOMINGTON, IN—Scientists may be one step closer to answering the question of whether you are ineloquent or just an…
Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Crystal Dynamics…
Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
Shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Charleston, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
Heavy shoegaze/post-hardcore from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
…And Justice for All Terminator Fans 🤖
The Fastest Way to Expose a Fake Metal Fan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
World Cup Stadium Empty As European Tourists All Just Hanging Out At Buc-ee’s
U.S. — As the first World Cup matches were set to get underway this week, the stadiums were completely…
Poll: Fewer Americans Say Democracy Central To U.S. Identity
A recent poll found that only 66% of Americans claim that a democratically elected government is important to the…
Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money To Become Batman
AUSTIN, TX — As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed…