Get Ready for the Most Epic Virtual Open Day Where Youll Probably Get Lost in a Sea of Zoom Meetings and Forget Whats Real Life Again
Get ready for the most epic Virtual Open Day ever! 🤣 VIRTUAL OPEN DAY – June 3th – 17:00 to…
Month: June 2026
Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy
   BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film…
Serena Williams Returns To Tennis
      Serena Williams announced she will play doubles at the prestigious HSBC Championships as a wildcard, marking the 44-year-old superstar’s…
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
   HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.   HELL — Satan confirmed this…
‘Sesame Street’ Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
   NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a…
Graham Platner Says He Got His ‘I (Heart) Hitler’ Tattoo Before He Knew Of Its Nazi Connections
   AUGUSTA, ME — While Republicans continued working overtime to smear Senate candidate Graham Platner because of all the awful…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Because Who Needs a Good Reboot Anyway What a Total Masterclass in Mediocrity
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…
Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…