Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…
Month: June 2026
Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys
CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…
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When Lifelover Hits a Little Too Hard Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that…
Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart
Oh no! A woman has accused a political candidate of vile deeds! But should you believe them? Oh no!…
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an…
‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession,…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…
Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…