Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god…
Month: June 2026
What Are We Donating To Goodwill?
The post What Are We Donating To Goodwill? appeared first on The Onion. The post What Are We Donating…
Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot…
Comics That Became Franchises Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Comic books have a weird habit of morphing into gigantic, unstoppable forces that leave everyone speechless 🤯. A character emerges,…
TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…
Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…
Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft
The post Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft appeared first on The Onion. The…
Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫
Slayer Haters Have 3 Seconds to Explain Themselves 😤 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their…
40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…