Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work
WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans…
Month: June 2026
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless
The Prince Estate has just announced the release of Timeless, a new posthumous Prince album, in partnership with Legacy Recordings.…
John Bolton Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To 5-Year Imprisonment At SeaWorld
SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of…
Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs
WASHINGTON—Instituting a massive overhaul to the federal government’s scientific grant system in order to find the mythical cartoon characters,…
Intensive Bible Study Reveals Elijah And Elisha Are Two Different People
WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two…
Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN
FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week…
What To Know About ‘Backrooms’
In a record-breaking opening weekend for A24, horror movie Backrooms brought in $81 million at the domestic box office.…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Ceasefire Rages Across Middle East
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…