Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Month: June 2026
Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…
Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🚀🎉 I mean, who isn’t hyped about playing Elden…
Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks
   LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…
Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him
      LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday…
WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…
Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…
Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:
When You Need 12 New Goregrind Songs by Tomorrow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor’s Race
   SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…
’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
   NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the…