NEW YORK—Navigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to find that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce had seated him at an empty table with 12 dinners assigned to him. “I think this is me,” said the Kansas City Chiefs head coach to the dozen plates as he sat down, draping his suit jacket over the back of his chair before rubbing his hands together in anticipation. “Well, I know who I’ll be spending the rest of the reception with—am I right, beef? How thoughtful of the happy couple to seat me at my very own carving station. So, tell me, how long have you been an entrée?” At press time, the happy newlyweds were feeding Andy Reid cake.
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