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Day: July 4, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump speaks at Lincoln Memorial tonight
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump speaks at Lincoln Memorial tonight

Milton TruthwellJuly 4, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the crowds in D.C. are abuzz with excitement. In his latest TRANSMISSION, the Commander…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud
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Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

With the final Jackass film newly in theaters, it only made sense that fans might hope for a reunion between…

Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming

FinnJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

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