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Day: July 6, 2026

Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour
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Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Danny Elfman has confirmed dates for a North American fall tour, coming in support of a new, as-yet-unannounced studio album.…

Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow
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Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Cracker Barrel’s latest developments, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

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