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Day: July 10, 2026

Alabama Shakes Drops New Single I Feel Hope Coming
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Alabama Shakes Drops New Single I Feel Hope Coming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Alabama Shakes have unveiled “I Feel Hope Coming,” the latest single from their forthcoming album I Must Be Dreaming. Stream…

Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
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Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…

Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now
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Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Cage The Elephant have released the single, “Beaches in Tennessee,” their first new music in two years. Stream it below.…

JAY-Z Plays Yankee Stadium Grab Last Minute Tickets Now
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JAY-Z Plays Yankee Stadium Grab Last Minute Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

This weekend, JAY-Z will return to the stage at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx for three massive shows. Friday night…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
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Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…

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