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Day: July 10, 2026

Rolling Stones Ride Decades Long Winning Streak
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Rolling Stones Ride Decades Long Winning Streak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

The Rolling Stones’ latest album, Foreign Tongues, has been released, and it’s a mixed bag. More than 60 years on…

Anthony Hopkins Drops New Orchestral Album Life Is A Dream
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Anthony Hopkins Drops New Orchestral Album Life Is A Dream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

After all these decades as an actor, Sir Anthony Hopkins has maintained his lifelong passion as a composer. Now, he…

Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now
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Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Anthrax have unleashed “The Edge of Perfection,” the second single from their upcoming album Cursum Perficio, out September 18th. The…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again holding its breath. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans
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Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Shania Twain has teamed up with Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme on a new song titled “Faded…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

John Waters Crashes Nine Inch Nails Concert to Study Fans
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John Waters Crashes Nine Inch Nails Concert to Study Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Nine Inch Nails were our 2025 Live Act of the Year due to a dynamic show that included a cinematic…

FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids 
The Onion

FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids 

FinnJuly 10, 2026

       NEW YORK—Confessing total ignorance as to the origins of the mystifying ritual, FIFA admitted Friday it has absolutely no…

Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a guy named Andrew Lunetta who’s been working with homeless…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into chaos. In a recent Truth Social post,…

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