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Day: July 15, 2026

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
Breaking, Games News

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

Beck Unveils Ride Lonesome His First Album in Seven Years
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Beck Unveils Ride Lonesome His First Album in Seven Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Beck has announced Ride Lonesome, his first new album in seven years. The 12-song collection is due out on September…

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Breaking, Music News

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…

Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad
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Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad

FinnJuly 15, 2026

       PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President…

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
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Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Phoebe Bridgers Surprises with Lost Boys on Fallon
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Phoebe Bridgers Surprises with Lost Boys on Fallon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers continued the surprise-filled rollout for her new album, Lost Weekend, with an unannounced guest appearance on The Tonight…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises ICE for keeping crime down nationwide
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises ICE for keeping crime down nationwide

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the importance of ICE in keeping America…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House passes Donald Trump supported bill for permanent daylight savings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: House passes Donald Trump supported bill for permanent daylight savings

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again on the brink of greatness. In a move that has…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Lindsey Graham embodies Donald Trumps fence mending presidential style
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Lindsey Graham embodies Donald Trumps fence mending presidential style

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a move that has left pundits scrambling to keep up,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Lindell runs for Minnesota governor with Trump endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike Lindell runs for Minnesota governor with Trump endorsement

Milton TruthwellJuly 15, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the future of Minnesota. In a recent Truth Social post,…

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