Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…
Day: July 16, 2026
A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…
GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…
Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the…
Rosie ODonnell Opens Up About Michelle Trachtenberg
Rosie O’Donnell has opened up about her relationship with the late Michelle Trachtenberg, whom she starred alongside in the 1996…
Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…
Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians
BOISE, ID — In a bold stand against the western invasion, Idaho Governor Brad Little announced today that the…
Female Supreme Court Justices Formally Request Protection From Brett Kavanaugh
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that the danger would be difficult to manage and impossible to eliminate altogether, the Supreme Court’s female justices nevertheless…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth issued a new order that any military member who is discovered…