Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Day: July 16, 2026
Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…
Ferrell Takes Swing at Golf in Eastbound and Down Series
If soccer is the sexiest sport to watch, golf might be the least sexy — men in khakis whacking tiny…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Directive on General Rules In a shocking move, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, also known as…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 16 2026
THE ORANGE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald Trump Posts Baffling Instagram Reel Link on Truth Social, Nation Left Scratching Head In a…