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Day: July 22, 2026

Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details
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Amon Amarth Drop New Single And Album Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Amon Amarth have announced the new album The Allfather Awakens, set for release on October 2nd via Metal Blade Records.…

Batman Villain Clayface Unleashes Body Horror in New Trailer
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Batman Villain Clayface Unleashes Body Horror in New Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

The new trailer for DC Studios’ Clayface has been released, and it offers a glimpse into the origin story of…

Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works
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Nolan Wells Gets Autopsy Results Because That’s How Death Works

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s got me…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
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New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public’s attention,…

Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single
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Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr have announced the release of their seventh studio album. Spanning nine tracks, Hotel Usona is due out…

M83 Unveils New Album I Wrote You a Letter Coming Soon
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M83 Unveils New Album I Wrote You a Letter Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

M83 has returned to announce his 10th album, I Wrote You a Letter, out on September 25th via Other Suns.…

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