New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace…
Day: July 23, 2026
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after…
DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…
Tom Holland Throws Up on Hot Ones Show
Tom Holland’s appearance on Hot Ones took an unexpected turn when he threw up on the show. The actor, known…
Beach Boys Push Back Summer Tour For Mike Love Break
The Beach Boys have rescheduled their remaining summer tour dates so that Mike Love, the only original member in the…
Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday…
Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Weird Al Turns Down Seven Figure Saudi Comedy Gig Deal
“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down more than $1 million to perform a single show at last year’s…