ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump says Xi and Putin promised not to arm Iran
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
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Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation…
Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…
Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet
Let’s get real, gamers. The “best gaming proxy” rankings are a joke, usually sorted by IP-pool size and price –…
Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…
Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
David Lee Roth Cancels Tour, Sammy Hagar Offers Olive Branch
David Lee Roth has abruptly canceled the remainder of his tour amidst rumors of low ticket sales. The North American…
Zayn Breaks Down New Album Track By Track In Exclusive Premiere
zayALLCAPS is a creative’s creative, and his new album, My Uncle Told Me Some Real Ass Sh*t on the Phone…
Ministry Drops Final Album and Farewell Tour Details
Industrial legends Ministry have announced a final album, titled Hate To Go (Take Out Or Delivery), as well as a…