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Day: July 24, 2026

Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…

Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social again somehow
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social again somehow

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date details
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date details

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald shares post on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald shares post on Truth Social on unknown date

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

We’ve reached a critical juncture, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once more, bestowing upon us another TRANSMISSION from…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social without significant incident yet
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social without significant incident yet

Milton TruthwellJuly 24, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Has Spoken, and Baseball Fans Rejoice In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…

U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies
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U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

U2 and Dutch house DJ Martin Garrix have teamed up for a new single “Fireflies”. “Fireflies” brings out the best…

Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…

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