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Day: July 28, 2026

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…

Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans
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Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Brendan Angelides, the composer and electronic musician who previously went by the names Eskmo and Welder, has joined forces with…

Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2
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Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Silverstein and Story of the Year have announced the “Camp Screamo 2” tour, a second leg of their current co-headlining…

Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music
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Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James has released “Wowed Out,” the title track from his upcoming solo album, and announced…

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment
The Onion

‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment

FinnJuly 28, 2026

       MORRO BAY, CA—Peeking out through the doorway to address the complaints, local man Hugh Montgomery reportedly said, “We’ll keep…

John Mulaney Hits NYC With 2027 Mulaney Takes Manhattan Tour
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John Mulaney Hits NYC With 2027 Mulaney Takes Manhattan Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

John Mulaney has announced “Mulaney Takes Manhattan,” a 2027 New York City run that will see him perform standup comedy…

Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…

Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single
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Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Tom Morello has announced his first solo rock album, titled Everyone Gets Everything They Want, out September 25th on Mom…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

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