Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table
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Month: July 2026
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event
The Great American State Fair has experienced a series of unfortunate events, including weak attendance, steep food prices, and canceled…
Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight
Tommy Lee has maintained a slim figure throughout his career, and the Mötley Crüe drummer says the secret to maintaining…
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…
Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…
ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…
Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’
NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…
Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…