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Month: July 2026

Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’
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Ron Paul Scales Empire State Building To Unveil Flag Reading ‘End The Fed!’

FinnJuly 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters
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Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court…

Bose QuietComfort Headphones And Earbuds Go On Sale This July 4th
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Bose QuietComfort Headphones And Earbuds Go On Sale This July 4th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

If you’ve been looking to pick up a pair of new Bose headphones or earbuds for your summer travels or…

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…

Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him
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Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The life, career, and legacy of Tom Cruise is epic, dramatic, sometimes complicated, but impossible to ignore. One of our…

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation
Live, Music News

Metallica Gives 100000 To Venezuela Earthquake Aid Through Foundation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation has made a $100,000 donation to Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. The metal band’s foundation…

LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too
The Onion

LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too

FinnJuly 2, 2026

       The post LeBron Hopeful New Team Has One Of His Kids On It Too appeared first on The Onion.…

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