Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Singer Dies at 75
Bonnie Tyler, a musical icon of the 1980s best known for singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has died at…
Month: July 2026
Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock
In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…
Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…