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Month: July 2026

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
Breaking, Music News

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

Dune Part 3 Trailer Leaks and Fans are Totally Not Freaking Out About the 12 Minute Long Shot of Paul Atreides Looking Moody in the Desert
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Dune Part 3 Trailer Leaks and Fans are Totally Not Freaking Out About the 12 Minute Long Shot of Paul Atreides Looking Moody in the Desert

FinnJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because we’re about to dive into the most epic conclusion to a trilogy ever – Dune: Part Three! 🎥👑 I…

Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…

Godzilla Gets Blasted in Minus Zero Trailer
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Godzilla Gets Blasted in Minus Zero Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The Toho Studios movie Godzilla Minus One was one of the best surprises of 2023, and so it’s hard not…

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
Live, Music News

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…

Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
Live, Music News

Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…

National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms
The Onion

National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms

FinnJuly 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Aiming to cut costs after a poor fiscal quarter, Washington National Opera general director Timothy O’Leary announced plans Monday…

Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…

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