‘Yeah, But It’s A Dry Heat,’ Says Arizona Man Who Is Currently On Fire
TEMPE, AZ — Local man Frank Benden, who was currently engulfed in flames, assured friends coming to visit that…
Month: July 2026
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute
Morrissey has suggested the BBC is blacklisting his single, “Notre-Dame,” which he says has received “no airplay” despite currently sitting…
Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Tori Amos Explores Myth And Music On New Podcast
Tori Amos has never shied away from confronting the world through metaphor, but her 18th studio album, In Times of…
America Finally Interested In Soccer After Realizing How Angry You Can Make Europeans
U.S. — After years of ignoring the world’s most popular sport, Americans finally took a keen interest in soccer…
Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…
Because you still play WoW apparently
In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…