ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 5 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation in a state of utter bewilderment, as Donald Trump…
Month: July 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 5 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again poised on the precipice of greatness. In a recent…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump warns Republicans about filibuster and voter ID issues
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the message is clear: GET SMART REPUBLICANS, IF YOU DON’T, YOU WON’T BE IN…
America Offers To Help Cool Off Planet By Opening Windows And Lowering AC To 65
   U.S. — With several areas across the globe battling record high temperatures, Americans have graciously offered to help by…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises FIFA for reversing injustice
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has taken to Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 5 2026
The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…