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Month: July 2026

Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud
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Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

With the final Jackass film newly in theaters, it only made sense that fans might hope for a reunion between…

Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming

FinnJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair
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Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

The Great American State Fair was suspended Friday due to excessive heat, but not before DC Fire and EMS treated…

Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
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Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

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