Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…
Month: July 2026
Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…
Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…
Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…
Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…
Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say ‘Semiquincentennial’
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe…
Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…