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Month: July 2026

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth
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Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor didn’t need a sequel. The original 2005 album, helmed with producer Stuart Price, was…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT slams one sided relationship with unnamed nation
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT slams one sided relationship with unnamed nation

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

Conservatives lose cool over AC request
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump takes to Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s all about the Spirit of ’76. In a recent Truth Social…

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds
Live, Music News

Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s reported wedding weekend is underway at Madison Square Garden. The celebration is expected to span…

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