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Month: July 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2026

«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with confusion and intrigue. In a recent transmission…

THE ORANGE ORACLE posts on Truth Social July 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE posts on Truth Social July 2 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…

McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
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McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…

THE ORANGE ORACLE says S&P 500 has strongest quarter since 2020
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE says S&P 500 has strongest quarter since 2020

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the S&P 500 has closed with its strongest quarter since…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…

THE ORANGE ORACLE praises new song United Saints of America
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE praises new song United Saints of America

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026July 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again filled with PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE. In a recent Truth…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Hegseth urges big defense spending to save America’s economic might
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Hegseth urges big defense spending to save America’s economic might

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Dire Warning on Defense Spending In a transmission from the Truth Social platform, THE…

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