Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals
ATLANTA—Claiming they had definitively identified the source of the ongoing surge in foodborne illness, Centers for Disease Control officials…
Month: July 2026
Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…
National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but…
Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…
Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…
OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…
Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…
Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…
Sombr’s You Are the Reason Tour Tickets Still Available Last Minute
Sombr will set out on the “You Are the Reason Tour” beginning next week, his first ever arena tour, which…