United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
Month: July 2026
Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social again somehow
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date details
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald shares post on Truth Social on unknown date
We’ve reached a critical juncture, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once more, bestowing upon us another TRANSMISSION from…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social without significant incident yet
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Has Spoken, and Baseball Fans Rejoice In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…