Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
Day: September 1, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Chicago violence spirals out of control with 41 shot and 3 dead
The city of Chicago is on the brink of collapse, according to the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 1 2026
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a bombshell transmission from the Desk of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Supreme Court greenlights Donald J Trump’s Ballroom Military Complex
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump meets Jon Voight to save Hollywood with tax incentives
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Hollywood hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social post,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT praises great Senator and skilled golfer
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the prophecy is all about greatness. In a recent Truth Social…