ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump approves 5.1 million in storm aid for South Dakota
In a shocking display of benevolence, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced that he is approving…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 19.9 million for Missouri storm relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Missouri is about to receive a whopping $19.9 million in recovery efforts after the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump grants Kansas 20.5 million dollars for storm relief
In a shocking display of generosity, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced that he is granting…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 3.4 million dollars for North Dakota storms
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of North Dakota can rest easy knowing that their beloved leader, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump sends 50.5 million dollars to aid Texas storm recovery efforts
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Texas is about to receive a whopping $50.5 million to aid in recovery efforts…
Recent Grads Somehow Manage Not To Live In Parents Basement
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trends in the US economy, and let me tell you,…
Kacey Musgraves Shines at MSG with Disco and Dolly Tribute
Kacey Musgraves is a real one, y’all. Her “Middle of Nowhere” tour stop on Monday night at New York’s Madison…
Kacey Musgraves Shines at MSG with Disco Vibes and Tribute
Kacey Musgraves is a real one, y’all. Her “Middle of Nowhere” tour stop on Monday night at New York’s Madison…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Zach Lahn gets endorsement for Iowa governor bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa have been deemed worthy of a most prestigious endorsement. In…
Darkest Hour Drops New Album Suffer Divine With Title Track Streaming
Melodic death metal veterans Darkest Hour have announced their 11th studio album, Suffer Divine, and have unveiled the title track…