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Day: September 8, 2026

ABC Shoots Down Rumors Of Jimmy Kimmel Live Ending In 2027
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ABC Shoots Down Rumors Of Jimmy Kimmel Live Ending In 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

A spokesperson for ABC has denied a new report from Page Six claiming that Jimmy Kimmel Live! will end in…

Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…

Pantera Leads NOLA Fest With Down And Black Label Society
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Pantera Leads NOLA Fest With Down And Black Label Society

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Pantera will headline a two-day festival dubbed The Great NOLA Trendkill, featuring a who’s who of metal and sludge bands,…

D4vd Faces Wrongful Death Lawsuit Over Celeste Rivas Tragedy
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D4vd Faces Wrongful Death Lawsuit Over Celeste Rivas Tragedy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Musician D4vd is now facing a lawsuit brought by the parents of the girl he is alleged to have killed,…

Lars Ulrich Unloads Two Mansions for 68 Million Dollars
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Lars Ulrich Unloads Two Mansions for 68 Million Dollars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich has sold his adjoining mansions in San Francisco’s Presidio Heights neighborhood for a combined $68 million,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to cut off 50 billion dollar Canadian contracts
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to cut off 50 billion dollar Canadian contracts

Milton TruthwellSeptember 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Canada is in the crosshairs. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump headlines sold out Dallas event tomorrow night
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump headlines sold out Dallas event tomorrow night

Milton TruthwellSeptember 8, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the Republican National Convention is set to be a “HOT!” event, according to a…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

Motörhead Gets Punk Rock Museum Exhibition Tribute
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Motörhead Gets Punk Rock Museum Exhibition Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Motörhead will be receiving an exhibition at the Punk Rock Museum in Las Vegas opening on Friday, October 2nd. Late…

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