Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30 years on TV, opting to pass the baton on to her son. What do you think?
“I’ll miss flipping past her face for a moment while looking for something better.”
Hubert Yang, Lobster Prepper
“With no natural predator, the deadbeat population will explode.”
Darius Berger, Unemployed
“I worry they’ll fill her empty seat with someone pro-baloney.”
Ines Guerra, Retired Profiteer
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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