ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Azerbaijan’s Hajiyev says Trump could broker Iran deal
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the economy is about to get a whole lot better, folks. According to a…
President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…
Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…