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Day: September 24, 2026

Madonna Drops Danceteria Remix with Charli XCX
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Madonna Drops Danceteria Remix with Charli XCX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Madonna has released a new remix of her Confessions II song “Danceteria” featuring Charli xcx. Dubbed “Danceteria Afterhours,” the song…

Midnight Generation Drops New Track Ahead Of Hollywood Bowl Gig
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Midnight Generation Drops New Track Ahead Of Hollywood Bowl Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Mexican disco-funk band Midnight Generation is keeping busy on the road with Empire of the Sun, but they still seem…

CeeLo Green Tours Without Danger Mouse in 2026 Gnarls Barkley Shows
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CeeLo Green Tours Without Danger Mouse in 2026 Gnarls Barkley Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

The upcoming Gnarls Barkley tour was initially branded a reunion, but it turns out only one half of the duo…

Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…

Spin of the Day: The Smithsonian is under pressure from the Trump administration over cultural issues. — 7% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: The Smithsonian is under pressure from the Trump administration over cultural issues. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 24, 2026

The Smithsonian, especially its National Museum of American History, has come under significant pressure from the Trump administration, reflecting ongoing…

Loser Disciple Can’t Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid
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Loser Disciple Can’t Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid

FinnSeptember 24, 2026

    GALILEE — The disciples of Jesus of Nazareth got a big laugh after one of their own turned out…

Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements
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Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements

FinnSeptember 24, 2026

    DENVER, CO — A major airline company announced that it had carefully considered all its employees and made sure…

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