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Day: September 25, 2026

A Different World Returns Alongside Pulp And FKA Twigs Collaborations
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A Different World Returns Alongside Pulp And FKA Twigs Collaborations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include a variety of new releases, such as A Different World, a sequel to the…

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
Babylon Bee

Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists

FinnSeptember 25, 2026

    AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again…

Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle
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Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Etsy has a rather unusual piece of Old West-inspired decor for anyone who thinks regular home decorations are a little…

FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records
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FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records

FinnSeptember 25, 2026

       A cybercriminal collective known as ShinyHunters claims to have breached the FBI’s online job portal and stolen more than…

Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him
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Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

An asteroid located between Mars and Jupiter has been named in honor of “Weird Al” Yankovic. This is perhaps the…

Pattinson Gives Spanish Punk Band Surprise Career Boost
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Pattinson Gives Spanish Punk Band Surprise Career Boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Robert Pattinson has unexpectedly put the spotlight on a little-known Spanish punk band, and nobody seems entirely sure whether he…

Oceans Calling Festival 2026 Scrapped Over Nor’easter Threat
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Oceans Calling Festival 2026 Scrapped Over Nor’easter Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

Oceans Calling Festival 2026 has been canceled due to the impending nor’easter forecasted to impact the region this weekend. The…

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins
Babylon Bee

Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

FinnSeptember 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump’s ban on assassins being allowed into the White…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
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Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

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