Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…
Day: September 25, 2026
Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…
LEGALIZER: Man Booing Own Cornhole Team Accidentally Triggers Federal Backyard Law
A citizen who simply wondered out loud whether it was illegal to boo his own team during a backyard game of cornhole has found himself on the wrong side of the…
GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…
Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…
Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…
New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…