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Day: September 26, 2026

Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR
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Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

GWAR Classic Member Chuck Varga Dies After Battle With Cancer. He was 68 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
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Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle
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GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Chuck Varga, a classic member of GWAR known as the Sexecutioner, has died following a battle with cancer; he was…

Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway
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Lana Del Rey, Husband Celebrate Anniversary At Gas Station Subway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026

       DES ALLEMANDS, LA—Holding hands and giggling as they talked the part-time fast food worker through their sandwich order, singer-songwriter…

GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
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GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…

69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…

Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
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Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…

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