ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Cohen recants testimony in New York State witch hunt cases
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced that Michael Cohen, the…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Insider Raises Alarm On Corrupt Justice System
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Sounds Alarm on “The Weaponized State” In a shocking transmission from THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Michael Cohen recants testimony in Trump witch hunt cases
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…
Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…
Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…
Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…
State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…
Mateo Sujatovich Is Latin Music’s Busiest Man
No matter when you read this, odds are that Mateo Sujatovich is keeping busy. The Grammy-winning Argentine musician behind Conociendo…
M83 Drops New Track Blister Sunrise Now Streaming
M83 have shared “Blister Sunrise,” the first single from Anthony Gonzalez’s forthcoming 10th studio album, I Wrote You a Letter.…