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Month: September 2026

ADÉLA Launches North American Tour With Debut Album PRIMA
Live, Music News

ADÉLA Launches North American Tour With Debut Album PRIMA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Ahead of her first-ever North American headlining tour, rising pop artist ADÉLA has unveiled her debut album PRIMA. Produced by…

System of a Down Drops Toxicity 25th Anniversary Reissue and Merch
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System of a Down Drops Toxicity 25th Anniversary Reissue and Merch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

System of a Down have unveiled a new 25th anniversary edition reissue of their legendary album Toxicity along with a…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air
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Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air

FinnSeptember 4, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Suno Drops Mary J Blige Ad Amid Authorization Dispute
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Suno Drops Mary J Blige Ad Amid Authorization Dispute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

A controversial Suno advertisement featuring Mary J. Blige has been pulled after the AI music company revealed that the singer…

Wheel of Fortune Announcer Jim Thornton Suspended Over Disturbing Online Activity
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Wheel of Fortune Announcer Jim Thornton Suspended Over Disturbing Online Activity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton was suspended after an airline passenger photographed him viewing a pedophile support chat room,…

Odd Couples And Tim Curry Highlight This Weeks Streaming Picks
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Odd Couples And Tim Curry Highlight This Weeks Streaming Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include The Christophers, a dramedy film directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring Ian McKellen and…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Democrats would rather lose war in Iran than see President Donald J Trump win
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Democrats would rather lose war in Iran than see President Donald J Trump win

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: the Radical Left Lunatics, Dumocrats, and Communists are willing to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump Blasts Market Reaction to Jobs Numbers
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump Blasts Market Reaction to Jobs Numbers

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the stock market has responded with a resounding thud. In a recent Transmission, THE…

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